Angela Merkel's letter
Sarah Palin's letter
Text of the letter:
Dear Old Nick:
Hot enough for you down there? I know you're in a lousy mood with Christmas around the corner and all those happy and glorious carols wafting through the air, but this is important. You may remember that I signed your Welfare Protection Pledge in exchange for being a co-author of Newt's Contract with America. And I hope you don't hold it against me that I've commiserated with the Christian Coalition and co-founded the Islamic Free Market Institute. You know these alliances were all about money and marketing and not about religion, per se.
You have to know that I'm on your side. After all, I did follow up with Jack Abramoff as you suggested, and joined the National Rifle Association as well. So, if you can find it in your tail, please grant my wishes:
Your humble servant,
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