No Shoes, No Shirt, No SaleShowing some skin is nothing new in the advertising world, but in this case, it’s bordering on disturbing. At $38,500, this five-bedroom, two-bath home in upstate New York might sound like a steal, but the listing, which includes blurry photos, loose wireShowing some skin is nothing new in the advertising world, but in this case, it’s bordering on disturbing. At $38,500, this five-bedroom, two-bath home in upstate New York might sound like a steal, but the listing, which includes blurry photos, loose wires hanging from the ceiling, a tiny Chihuahua, and an unexplainably shirtless dude chilling on the couch, just makes us want to offer the guy some new clothes.Curbed.comKitchen-AidWe all know it’s hard to keep the kitchen clean. There’s the inevitable grease and grime, all kinds of potential for spills, and of course, the occasional random mattress. Between the broken blinds and the open oven door, it looks like this South FloridaWe all know it’s hard to keep the kitchen clean. There’s the inevitable grease and grime, all kinds of potential for spills, and of course, the occasional random mattress. Between the broken blinds and the open oven door, it looks like this South Florida seller went out of their way to make this three-bedroom, two-bathroom ranch home look ransacked and unlivable.Lovely ListingPeek InsideFor some unknown reason, many home sellers are taking listing photos with fish-eye lenses, but this one just takes the cake. The blacked out edges make prospFor some unknown reason, many home sellers are taking listing photos with fish-eye lenses, but this one just takes the cake. The blacked out edges make prospective buyers feel like a peeping tom, and there’s just one too many elk heads staring back.AOL Real EstateDrive ByWe get that being a realtor is tough these days, but this one didn’t even get out of the car (note the conspicuous side mirror) to take a photo for a listing. Come on. It’s like the real estate version of Anthony Weiner snapping a cell phone photo in fronWe get that being a realtor is tough these days, but this one didn’t even get out of the car (note the conspicuous side mirror) to take a photo for a listing. Come on. It’s like the real estate version of Anthony Weiner snapping a cell phone photo in front of the mirror and Tweeting it. It’s just bad form.BadMLSPhotos.comPaper, Paper, on the WallA nice decorating scheme can do wonders to sell a home, but a room that looks like it was conceptualized during a manic 3 a.m. trip to Home Depot will probably just scare off potential buyers.A nice decorating scheme can do wonders to sell a home, but a room that looks like it was conceptualized during a manic 3 a.m. trip to Home Depot will probably just scare off potential buyers.Ugly House PhotosCreepy CrawlersAt first glance, this elegant, three-family home in a historic district looks like a charmer, but a closer look at the last line makes us wonder if “Debbie” might want to call an exterminator before showing this one.At first glance, this elegant, three-family home in a historic district looks like a charmer, but a closer look at the last line makes us wonder if “Debbie” might want to call an exterminator before showing this one.Ellen Degeneres ShowPig StyThis charming beach cottage in Manhattan Beach, California boasts a new paint job, an updated kitchen, and a “sizable backyard for kids, pets and parties” and … pigs? Indeed, this $935,000 ranch home included photos of messy rooms and of a pot-bellied pigThis charming beach cottage in Manhattan Beach, California boasts a new paint job, an updated kitchen, and a “sizable backyard for kids, pets and parties” and … pigs? Indeed, this $935,000 ranch home included photos of messy rooms and of a pot-bellied pig in the listing. The buyer can live in a pig sty in the truest sense of the word.Curbed.comTired of Waiting for a BuyerWe all know that the housing market is sluggish, but apparently homeowners are, too. A listing for a three-bedroom, two-bath short-sale in Dearborn, Michigan, includes a photo of a woman sleeping in a cluttered bedroom. No wonder she wants to close her eWe all know that the housing market is sluggish, but apparently homeowners are, too. A listing for a three-bedroom, two-bath short-sale in Dearborn, Michigan, includes a photo of a woman sleeping in a cluttered bedroom. No wonder she wants to close her eyes.Hooked on HousesHide and SeekMaybe this agent thought they’d create a little game of hide-and-seek to make this listing stand out for prospective buyers. Try as we might, we simply cannot find the house in the two (and only) photos of this single-family home situated on 2.9 acres.Maybe this agent thought they’d create a little game of hide-and-seek to make this listing stand out for prospective buyers. Try as we might, we simply cannot find the house in the two (and only) photos of this single-family home situated on 2.9 acres.BadMLSPhotos.comOut HouseYes, we know, so many first-floor half-baths are just too cramped, but this one, while spacious, leaves a tad to be desired …Yes, we know, so many first-floor half-baths are just too cramped, but this one, while spacious, leaves a tad to be desired …HookedonHouses.netLook What the Dog Dragged InThe sellers of this three-bedroom, two-bath home in Beaverton, Oregon, made it clear that this house sold “as is,” but come on, the least they could do is clean up what appears to be fried road kill in one of the rooms.The sellers of this three-bedroom, two-bath home in Beaverton, Oregon, made it clear that this house sold “as is,” but come on, the least they could do is clean up what appears to be fried road kill in one of the rooms.Lovely Listing
