Has a friend or family member lost their job and you don’t know quite what to say? Let Hallmark say it for you.
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Cat’s Out of the BagOUTSIDE: “Heard about your job…” INSIDE: “Is there anywhere I could hack up a hairball, like, say, on a former employer’s head? Just wonderin’…”OUTSIDE: “Heard about your job…” INSIDE: “Is there anywhere I could hack up a hairball, like, say, on a former employer’s head? Just wonderin’…”HallmarkJob Loss Denial“They can’t lay us off if they can’t find us.”“They can’t lay us off if they can’t find us.”<a href="http://www.someecards.com" target="_blank">someecards.com</a>Insert Unemployed Name HereOUTSIDE: “[Stacey], don’t think of it as losing your job…” INSIDE: “Think of it as a time-out between stupid bosses.”OUTSIDE: “[Stacey], don’t think of it as losing your job…” INSIDE: “Think of it as a time-out between stupid bosses.”HallmarkThe New Tax Reform“Just wanted to remind you how important it is to pay taxes because they pay for my unemployment.”“Just wanted to remind you how important it is to pay taxes because they pay for my unemployment.”<a href="http://www.someecards.com" target="_blank">someecards.com</a>The Politically-Minded Jobless“Being laid off should give you plenty of time to vote.”“Being laid off should give you plenty of time to vote.”<a href="http://www.someecards.com" target="_blank">someecards.com</a>New Age Job LossOUTSIDE: “When things are looking kinda gloomy, do as I do: Stare into the heavens, breathe deeply, and say…” INSIDE: “GIVE ME A %#!@$!! BREAK!!!”OUTSIDE: “When things are looking kinda gloomy, do as I do: Stare into the heavens, breathe deeply, and say…” INSIDE: “GIVE ME A %#!@$!! BREAK!!!”HallmarkHoliday Blues“Don’t feel bad; Jesus’ dad was also an unemployed construction worker.”“Don’t feel bad; Jesus’ dad was also an unemployed construction worker.”<a href="http://www.someecards.com" target="_blank">someecards.com</a>Let the Card Do the TalkingOUTSIDE: “It’s hard to know what to say at a sensitive time like this…” INSIDE: “How about, ‘I’m buying!’”OUTSIDE: “It’s hard to know what to say at a sensitive time like this…” INSIDE: “How about, ‘I’m buying!’”HallmarkUnemployment ReflectionsOUTSIDE: “One day, you’ll look back on all this with the wisdom that distance bestows, and you’ll say…” INSIDE: “Wow, that sucked.”OUTSIDE: “One day, you’ll look back on all this with the wisdom that distance bestows, and you’ll say…” INSIDE: “Wow, that sucked.”HallmarkWish We All Could Be Unemployed“I hope the government finds a way to help unemployed people get jobs they hate as much as I do.”“I hope the government finds a way to help unemployed people get jobs they hate as much as I do.”<a href="http://www.someecards.com" target="_blank">someecards.com</a>Where the Jobless Are“There’s no shame in unemployment if you stay indoors.”“There’s no shame in unemployment if you stay indoors.”<a href="http://www.someecards.com" target="_blank">someecards.com</a>
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