Trump Inc: 17 Ventures Branded By Trump
Trump Steaks are “The World’s Greatest Steaks” and “The Best of the Best,” according to The Donald himself. Unfortunately, the mind-blowingly delicious cuts of cow flesh were sold exclusively by The Sharper Image, which went bankrupt in 2008, meaning the steaks are no longer available.
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Become your own real estate mogul in Donald Trump’s board game, which was released in 1989. As always when dealing with board games or Trump, roll the dice at your own risk.
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This was supposed to be ''the best transportation system of any kind in the entire world.” At least that’s what Trump reportedly said he wanted to create after buying the Eastern Air Shuttle for $365 million in 1988, including 17 Boeing 727s and landing facilities in Boston, New York and Washington, D.C. Shuttle passengers were more interested in speed and convenience than Trump’s luxury touches. The airline eventually became part of US Airways.
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A night on a Trump Home iSeries mattress from Serta might have made you look and feel like a billion bucks — or not — but Serta said in July that it was putting its relationship with Trump to sleep after he made controversial and disparaging comments about Mexican immigrants.
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Trump mirrors may make you look presidential — or at least make you think you look presidential.
Yes, The Donald even owns his own modeling agency. But if you look like Carly Fiorina, don’t bother sending in a headshot.
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For those who want to smell like sweet, golden success.
Dress like a billionaire for 150 bucks on Amazon.
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The water you’re drinking is stupid. Trump’s water is a winner.
Making America Great Again starts with Miss USA and its creepy little sister, Miss Teen USA.
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The NHL wishes they had Trump’s ice.
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Trump doesn’t drink alcohol but he put out a “super premium” vodka in hopes that other people would. His liquor business reportedly dried up in 2011 due to a lack of interest.
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Trump wanted to be the number one home-loan lender. Due to a bad CEO hire and the housing crisis, the company lasted just a year and a half.
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For those who can’t get into Wharton, Trump University may have seemed like the next best thing. However, a New York judge found Trump liable for violating the state’s education laws and Trump University was forced to change its name to the Trump Entrepreneur Initiative, which has since closed.
Four years ago, Trump told Golf Digest, “I’d play [Obama] for the presidency.” Trump claims a +10 handicap and plays at his courses in the U.S. and around the world.
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Tired of spending your vacations in stupid hotels run by Hilton or Marriott? Stay with Trump, who owns nine hotels and has three more in development.
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Nobody sends casinos into bankruptcy like Trump.
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New address: 1600 Trump Avenue.
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