'Twas the night before Christmas, and up on the Hill
Congress keeps fighting over its stimulus bill.
Pelosi pressed Republicans to see if they dare
Block the bigger checks Trump said are fair.
Sure enough, Republicans denied their consent.
Then off to their homes our lawmakers went.
Bye, Mitch! Bye, Kevin! Bye, Nancy! Bye, Chuck!
And Trump showed no signs of giving a f—-.
He left for Florida early last night
To pardon more pals while he still has that right.
So it’s no Merry Christmas for all, not tonight.
Because the president and Congress won’t end this fight.
They all say they want the economy to grow faster
But right now it feels like we’re headed for disaster.
